Justin Bieber got dragged by a truck but not in the cool, almost died kind of way

Watch Justin Bieber ride on the back of the truck just like all the other millionaire kids do.

Justin Bieber spent his Saturday afternoon dragging himself beside a delivery truck while riding a skateboard.

Watch the way he hangs on for dear life and smiles at his friends in the truck like he’s riding the Dumbo ride at the Magic Kingdom for the first time.

I didn’t want him to die. That’s cruel. I was wishing he’d fall and several scrape his vagina against the pavement.

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