Kim Kardashian is building a room in her house dedicated to HER BUTT

Does a report saying that Kim Kardashian is building a “Booty Room” in her new home really come as a surprise to anyone? I mean, other than the fact that she’s the most famous porn star in the world, her ass really is her calling card these days.

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According to InTouch

“The room will have butt-toning gym equipment, including the ProForm Booty Firm, the Yukon Fitness Butt and Thigh Shaper, the Suzanne Somers Buttmaster and a range of butt-toning and resistance bands.”

“There’s also a dedicated cellulite-busting area with a laser machine, and a ‘bum spa,’ which will be a pampering and treatment area for her bottom.”

“She’s even hired a ‘butt expert’ in addition to her personal trainer, who’ll be responsible for her workout every day.”

The only thing missing from this story is the personal plastic surgeon who one would assume will ultimately be responsible for making sure Kim doesn’t bust out of her Spanx as the years go by.

THIS just doesn’t happen by magic you know…

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Baby Got Back!: Kim Kardashian Is Adding an Entire Room Dedicated to Her Butt [InTouch]

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