I wonder how Kristen Stewart dating a woman makes Robert Pattinson feel. Then again it’s got to be better than when he found out she was banging her director.
I must say, this is like the coolest new thing Hollywood’s done in years. Famous celebrity women banging other women. Finally a trend I can get behind.
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According to Hollyscoop, K-Stew has been spending some quality time with a woman named Alicia Cargile. Who is Alicia Cargile? Not a clue, but they report that the two ladies started out as “BFFs” and it just progressed from there. Ah, the classic love story.
Star magazine even reports that the two have been “getting hot and heavy.” Elaine Benes would not approve, but I find this to be excellent. This is probably the first time I have ever written anything about Kristen Stewart that didn’t make me want to hate her, so yeah, good for you, K-Stew.
And just when we were starting to get depressed over Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez reportedly breaking off their awesome relationship. Void filled.