Lindsay Lohan wants to open her own rehab center

I can hear it now. “Welcome to the Lindsay Lohan Rehab Center where not only is Lindsay Lohan the owner, she’s also a client!”

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File this one under no way it’s ever going to really happen but how freaking awesome would it be if it did? (Pictured to the right: Lindsay with her first client.)

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According to Radar

“Lindsay really wants to help other people and she’s talked to some of her wealthy friends who are sober about the prospect of opening up a rehab center,” the insider revealed.

“She loves the idea and really believes that if her name is attached to it, it will help draw attention to sobriety.”

Lindsay is also “telling friends that she knows what works and doesn’t work when it comes to treatment.” So there you go. Who needs see someone with years of medical education when you can just go to LiLo and get yourself all fixed up.

Then again, Lindsay opening her own rehab center does make sense when you consider that when you’ve been to rehab as many times as Lindsay Lohan has (six) you probably figure that you’re going to be going back again sometime and it’s just going to be cheaper to own the place. No co-pay!

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