Because who doesn’t want to smell like Tara Reid fresh off her second turn as April Wexler in Sharkando 2: The Second One comes a new fragrance called, wait for it, “Shark by Tara.”
Apparently it doesn’t actually smell like the fresh scent of decapitated sharks though, which I find somewhat disappointing
According to Tara’s Web site…
Shark by Tara is a light and refreshing perfume perfect for day-to-day wear. It also incorporates a plethora of “lavender” colored flowers, which is Tara’s favorite color, making them a true fit for Shark by Tara.
Shark by Tara perfume is a complex scent with three different levels of nodes that embrace our fresh, light, and fun feel. Our top-level node is clad with iced mint, violet and lemon, while our middle node is complete with jasmine, tuberose and muguet. The last dry node is cool blue rose, amber and musk.
And it can be yours for the low, low, low price of just $24.95. Perfect for birthdays, holidays or any other fictional natural disaster!
Big ups to Uproxx for the GIF