Twitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets

best celebrity tweets

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Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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When you say you’re leaking something, you’re not leaking something.

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That fucking Dylan. What a jerk.

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Thank you, Professor Canseco.

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I wondered why my neighbors looked at me funny.

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Of course they did.

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They really need to work on their retention plan.

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That would show some true interest in helping America.

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Been there.

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Good story.

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How does she know how soft that is?

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Politicians are so smart.

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I hope she isn’t talking to me.

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That’s because TV news blows.

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Case closed then.

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Actual conversation.

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Best OJ – Hernandez joke of the week.

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That’d just be cruel and unusual.

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Troll so hard.

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Three valuable lessons.

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Suckers…

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Gonna have to really scrub to get that stink off.

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Ever.

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Me every day.

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Smart move.

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And in some cases pre-school.

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