Vicious Brouhaha Erupts At Texas State Pool And BOOM! You Gotta See This Bone-Crushing Tackle

A nice releaxing day at the pool as summer winds down sounds like a very pleasant time. It is until a fucking royal rumble erupts right next to your lounge chair.

We take you to the Capstone Cottages apartment complex in San Marcos, Texas. Known locally as “Trapstone, and provides off-campus housing for Texas State University. On a leisurely Saturday, a very violent brawl broke out at the pool and it was a doozy.

One gentleman gives the “Come at me bro” gesture to another fella, and he does much more than that. He lands a nasty punch. However, his victory is shortlived because the come at me bro’s friend charges out of nowhere for a spectacular open-field tackle.

The Saints might want to sign this kid up to improve their defense. He made that tackle on the goddamn pool pavement which has that ridged texture so you don’t slip. Ouch.

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The come at me bro guy makes a triumphant comeback and massacres a dude. This poor fuck definitely had his spine snapped in half as he got punched into the pool and into next week.

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Management at the Capstone Cottages have closed the pool indefinitely. Hmmm. I wonder why? Maybe they’re still trying to clean up bone fragments from the pool.