A University of Wisconsin-Stout student was pulled over for speeding on his way to give a class presentation last month. The student was hauling ass to his friend’s house to get his necktie tied. Why? Because the dude’s not capable of tying his own tie he had to get one of his bros to do it for him, only when he got to his friend’s house his bro wasn’t there so he had to turn around and haul ass to his presentation in hopes that someone in his class could tie the necktie for him.
Upon pulling into a campus parking lot the officer flipped on his lights and pulled the student over for speeding. But, when the cop realized the situation and recognized that nobody was in danger by his barely-above-the-speed-limit the officer pulled the ultimate bro move. The cop proceeded to stand there and tie the bro’s necktie for him while running the dude’s plates to make sure there weren’t any outstanding warrants for his arrest.
All’s well that ends well, right?