Ah, finals. The time of the year when sleep-deprivation leads to questionable decisions, like popping a Red Bull at 3 a.m., or hiring a hitman to run you over with a car.
Two “lovely ladies” at the University of Georgia posted a totally-not-serious but actually maybe semi-serious Craigslist ad during Finals Week, seeking a “skilled tradesman” to nail them with a car. They politely asked to not be killed, just “injured enough” to give them a valid excuse to not take their exams.
Google turns up no results of Bulldog co-eds being run over. But then again, this might be the kind of story people want left out of the news.