This $2,000 Calvin Klein Sweater Is The Ugliest Piece Of Clothing I’ve Ever Seen

by 3 years ago

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I don’t pretend to be a fashion guru. I still wear cargo shorts and 75% of my t-shirts were giveaways or shot out of a cannon at a sports event. I’m no Derek Zoolander, but I do know a dumpster fire when I see one.

You probably have a couple Calvin Klein jeans or boxer briefs in your wardrobe. CK is a pretty ubiquitous brand that provides offerings to average, everyday dudes. Welp, it looks like Calvin has smoked too much whacky tobaccy, because this is his latest creation.

Calvin Klein/Ssense


Yeah it took me a while to figure out what’s going on here.

The sweater, which is made by luxury retailer Ssense, is made up of sheer on the torso and wool on the sleeves. And it’s price tag: More than your rent for a couple months: $2,165.

Who would pay for that monstrosity, you ask? Well, evidently, a shitload of lunatics.

Calvin Klein/Ssense


I’ve officially lost the plot.

[h/t Buzzfeed]

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