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Comedian Bert Kreischer somehow has specific details about Tom Cruise's daily routine
The Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura-hosted podcast 2 Bears, 1 Cave has never been accused of being a particularly insightful show. But insight into one of the world’s most interesting people, Tom Cruise, is exactly what it provided in a recent episode.
During a recent episode with Rob Lowe — who starred alongside Cruise in the 1983 film The Outsiders — as a guest, Bert Kreischer shared what he says he knows about Tom Cruise’s day-to-day life and it’s unsurprisingly alien.
Bert Kreischer said that Tom Cruise has staffers who edit commercials out of the sports he watches while working out
“His life is fascinating,” Kreischer said. “I can’t say how I know this, but he has everything planned out to a T.”
“He has a person who trims down F1 and soccer so that in the gym they’ve just cut out all the commercials and all the highlights so we can go, ‘Oh, oh, this race is great.’ And he sees the best race anyone’s ever seen,” the comedian continued.
“And then he works out. And then as he works out, they’re like, ‘TC’s coming to D. Yeah, get his food ready,’ and he walks into the room, food’s ready, and the shower is already steaming.”
Bert Kreischer says Tom Cruise’s assistants make his life super easy.
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Cruise’s new movie Digger hits theaters this weekend, and thus far, reviews have not been pretty. The film debuted with a 53% Rotten Tomatoes score on the day its review embargo lifted, with many major critics lambasting the film.
Vulture called the film an “agony” to watch, while the Boston Globe characterized it as a “swing and a miss” for Cruise.
The box office prospects of the film are looking brutal as well, as Digger is currently projected to make just $15 million in its opening weekend. Between the harsh reviews from critics and a likely disappointing box office haul, we may see Cruise never stop making action movies until he’s 90.