Diaries Of The Rich And Famous: The 50 Most Awesome, Amusing And Absurd Celebrity Instagrams Today

It’s tough being born into a celebrity family.

Every day dozens and dozens of celebrities share pictures, videos, jokes, gear and other goodies to their Instagram accounts. There is literally so much going on with so many people that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on it all. So, because we care, we do it for you so you can waste your time at work, at home or wherever you may be in a much more efficient manner. After all, if you’re going to be wasting time, you want to do it right.

Here are the best celebrity Instagram posts we saw on the internet today…

Samuel L. Jackson is going on a very nice boat.

Playing golf for a living does not suck.

Money Manziel and his fiancee are on vacay. Again.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXQwA0ZnTZ1/?taken-by=bre_tiesi

Sweet kicks, Usain.

Adam Levine’s life ain’t bad.

Erin Andrews’ life ain’t too shabby either.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXQ_AhuFQxM//

Aaron Paul enjoyed his Reddit Photoshop Battle.

Here’s some serious star power for ya.

The Netflix team is in Mexico.

I really hope McGregor boxes like this on August 26th.

Pamela Anderson was in a corn field…for some reason.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXS9LCfloez/

Jamie Chung’s view is way better than mine

Josh Gad’s view also very good.

So is Paul Bettany’s.

As is Hilary Swank’s.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXRGarLlyT_/

And Jeff Gordon’s.

And Elektra’s. I mean Elodie Yung’s.

Miesha Tate’s view is also extraordinary.

That Jersey Shore money must have been good.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXS2JA9D5GO/

Marvel family in full effect.

Daughters of the Dragon.

Ryan Reynolds ran into Rob Delaney. (A+ caption on this one.)

50 Cent ran into Dave Chappelle.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXRkFUHFLLZ/

Michael Waltrip ran into Shaq.

Neymar ran into Diddy.

Doing a photo shoot looks exhausting.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXRN67cgHCg/

Ron Howard just directing a droid.

Megan Fox with the rare social media post.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXPJsv0gxwr/

Can I trade places with Tom Holland?

Melissa Stark: bad at starting fires.

Anna Paquin: good at starting fires.

Alicia Keys’ mornings look way better than mine.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXSzOqaFmOw/

So do Paris Hilton’s.

Cool pic, Emmy Rossum.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXQ531xAexs/

You too, Priyanka Chopra.

How about if I just trade places with Lewis Hamilton?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXTFLnflyi2/

No idea.

Demi Lovato loves her belly-button.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXQ3nDKFSgl/

Mario Lopez works out.

Who takes these photos?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXTGg3jjPs3/

Tim Tebow’s teammates really enjoyed this rain delay.

Sadly, they didn’t drop her on her head.

This outfit doesn’t seem appropriate for the outdoors.

Nice boat, Cindy.

Today’s celebrity words of wisdom…