Question: if a penis is on the homepage of Bing, and no one visits to see it, does it actually exist?
Answer: apparently, yes.
In case you weren’t one of the 17 people who use Bing as their search engine of choice, you may not have known that there was a penis on Bing’s homepage today. Bing’s homepage features a photo of a spectacular locale on their homepage.
Thursday’s exotic location was the stunning beach on Brač Island in Croatia. Some ballsy beachgoer pulled off the impressive dickmove by drawing a penis in the sand of a beach. The chode artist really puts some time into his sand art because the tallywacker is huge, just compare it to the beach chairs and towels. The aerial photo does make the penis hard to see. But the fine folks at Reddit can spot a dick from a mile away.
Yes, what he said!
Bing should start hiding dongs (Like these fine gentlemen do) on their homepage every single day to increase traffic.
Well, the peen has been removed and now Bing is dickless. Microsoft rubbed it out with photoshop, but it’s too late, the beach already has crabs.