Here at BroBible, my dudes Chad and JT from Chad Goes Deep are on a quest to make the world a little more Bro friendly, one “Whaddup, council?”, beer bong, and fist-bump at a time. Their sacred quest to advance an agenda of all-out chillness is one that’s near and dear in these parts, especially when it comes to the bureaucratic world of politics and governance. It oh-so-rightfully aligns with my agenda of what BroBible means, as a digital publishing outlet, to culture at large; We all need a little more fist bumps and house parties our lives.
In the latest and greatest appearance at a Los Angeles City Council meeting, Chad and JT “get into the weeds on the new budge with our good friend/City Council President, Herb.” They have a few innocent suggestions on how to make LA a little more Bro friendly, especially now that house parties have been banned by the Bro haters of the world.
Here at Chad’s suggestions, outlined in the video above with a healthy “Whaddup, council?” –
-One… We need city-wide Wifi. Data usage has strained the relationship with my parents.
-Two… We need more places to work out. It doesn’t have to be a squat rack or anything, just more bars. New York has this thing called scaffolding for pull-ups. It’s pretty tight.
-Three… An anti-carbohydrate campaign similar to the D.A.R.E. program.
-Four… More Coachella. There’s 50 other weekends in the year. Let’s use them right.
-Five….. My green initiative. Everyone gets a beer bong. Red solo cups are destroying our oceans.
-Six… A 12-foot tall, steel statue of Paul Walker.Estimated cost: A mere 50-500 thou.
And here are JT’s suggestions, also outlined in the video from a recent LA city council meeting above.
-Seven… Streets where you can drag race legally and more safely. In a country called Germany, they have a road called the Autobomb (sic) where you’re allowed to haul. We could have The Fast Freeway. Imagine listening to “My Hero” by the Foo Fighters without a speed limit.
-Eight… Wave pools for inlanders. I’m a huge believer in the restorative nature of strongly moving water.
-Nine… Lightsaber research and development. I think they’re inspiring and I’m not alone. On another note, hoverboards, but hoverboards that actually hover.
-Ten… Free oysters on Valentine’s Day. They’re an aphrodisiac. Let’s encourage city-wide romance.
-Eleven… Repeal ALL “no shirt, no shoes” policies. We should be able to walk around shirtless!