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We are getting close to it being full-blown Halloween season and soon you’ll be buying Halloween candy. But what kind of candy a resident hands out to trick or treaters says a lot about them. Are you a full-size Snickers household or a house that gives out cheap-ass Necco wafer, just asking for your house to be egged on Mischief Night? But even 40 days before Halloween, people are waging a war about candy on Twitter and it is getting ugly.
On Saturday afternoon, radio anchor Liz Dueweke posed a simple question about candy. She shared a photo of six different popular chocolate candies: Snickers, Milky Way, M&M’s, Kit Kats, Reese’s and Twix. She then orchestrated a Sophie’s Choice: “One has to go. Forever. Which one do you choose?”
One has to go. Forever. Which one do you choose? pic.twitter.com/IBFF1nuvr0
— Liz Dueweke 🫠 (@LizDueweke) September 21, 2019
The internet broke into a civil war over the candy dilemma. There were a large number of people who suggested that Milky Way was the worst candy.
Milky Way is the Ford Taurus of candy bars. Considered to be very popular, but no one would even notice if it went out of production. https://t.co/dap0Y2DLyb
— Peter Hartlaub (@peterhartlaub) September 22, 2019
Obviously Milky Way. It's just a peanut-deficient Snickers. https://t.co/9Iomjn209t
— Robyn Pennacchia (@RobynElyse) September 21, 2019
away with Milky Way https://t.co/xGqj6KUyA4
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) September 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1175585996320202752
Anyone who doesn’t eject Milky Way is a cop https://t.co/vjqT8OF9sB
— Mo Ryan (@moryan) September 22, 2019
Milky Way is lower tier pic.twitter.com/DcTAVb1E0v
— KEEM 🍿 (@KEEMSTAR) September 22, 2019
Milky Way and Three Musketeers are garbage candy bars.
— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) September 22, 2019
There was the anti-Kit Kat brigade.
Kit Kat the most overrated candy https://t.co/bcffT92TXF
— Jack (@ScooterBoyElite) September 21, 2019
Kit Kats. That's the easiest question ever. https://t.co/B41JcGRpRN
— Sam Bagenstos (@sbagen) September 22, 2019
There were people who said that Snickers (arguably the best candy bar on the planet) are the worst candy of the bunch and those people should be forced to undergo a psychological evaluation.
Snickers. Who needs peanuts getting in the way of sugar? https://t.co/lPsjPLl8oX
— reality blurred (@realityblurred) September 22, 2019
https://twitter.com/ElliottRHams/status/1175570271148892162
Snickers. Who needs peanuts getting in the way of sugar? https://t.co/lPsjPLl8oX
— reality blurred (@realityblurred) September 22, 2019
Some lunatics voted off Reese’s, which is blasphemy. It’s peanut butter and chocolate. Only monsters could possibly hate that holy combination.
Dunno about the rest of em but I have a personal vendetta against them overrated ass Reese’s cups. https://t.co/d6wUIW99aH
— Gena-mour Barrett (@SmileGena) September 22, 2019
reese’s *gags* 🤮 https://t.co/iILIbocgTU
— pisces coded (@Ohh_Jas) September 22, 2019
Other people said Twix was the odd candy out, which is ridiculous because it is not only candy, but it is also a cookie. How do you not love that?
Twix. It's the untalented understudy you pray never has to go on for KitKat. https://t.co/lSL5c50xK5
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) September 22, 2019
Say goodbye to @twix https://t.co/scDDcV7TPp
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) September 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/Sifill_LDF/status/1175565332972523521
Then there were the people who will be on the right side of history who said that plain M&Ms were the trash candy that isn’t in the class of these other delicious candy bars.
If you want to be on the right side of history, you get rid of plain M&Ms… https://t.co/853d42WodW
— Paul Sacca (@Paul_Sacca) September 22, 2019
what maniac eats regular m&ms? https://t.co/yF8Fy7jFr5
— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) September 22, 2019
plain M&M's are total garbage, ez desision
— Andy Milonakis (@andymilonakis) September 22, 2019
Fun sized M&M's without the nuts has to go forever https://t.co/9Np6wuj0OO
— Name cannot be blank (@blunt5H) September 22, 2019
M&Ms
— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) September 22, 2019
If this was Peanut M&M’s or Peanut Butter M&M’s that would be a real humdinger, but plain M&M’s are garbage. I know it, you know it, Mars knows it and that’s why God told man to create Peanut M&M’s.
The correct ranking of these candies are as follows:
1.) Snickers
2.) Reese’s
3.) Twix
4.) Kit Kat
5.) Milky Way
6.) Plain M&Ms