‘Christmas Blood’ Featuring An Ax-Wielding Santa Is The Feelgood Holiday Movie Of The Year

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Forget iconic holiday movies like A Christmas Story, It’s A Wonderful Life, Elf, Christmas Vacation, and Die Hard. (YES, IT IS!)

We’ve got a new Christmas movie you need to see that’s sure to warm your heart like chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Christmas Blood.

Peep this synopsis and tell me this isn’t an instant holiday classic.

Christmas is a time of peace, love and family. But not for one Norwegian town as a psychopath dressed in a Santa Claus suit has been terrorizing them for the past 13 years. For as soon as the caroling starts, this demented Kris Kringle dispenses bloody ax blows regardless of whether you’ve been bad or good. As the holiday approaches on one snow-covered town filled with revelers, a pair of detectives work against time to find and arrest this bearded serial killer. Will they manage to stop this demented St. Nick before he kills again? Director Reinert Kiil (The House, Whore) delivers a dark, disturbing and bloody holiday thriller.

Aww yeah. How good does that sound? From the director of The House and Whore? Just go ahead and take my money now.

And if that isn’t enough to get you into the holiday spirit, check out the movie’s amazing trailer…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtvqXmn7dEQ

Yep, Christmas Blood is going to go right next to my copy of Clownado in a place of honor on my TV stand.

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