CONFIRMED: Kendall Jenner Did Not Cure Injustice With A Carbonated Soft Drink

With protests over George Floyd’s death spreading nationwide and American businesses burning to the ground as I type this, one thing has become crystal clear:

After three years, a carbonated soft drink offered to a dress-up police officer by a person of color activist white reality show star has failed to eradicate centuries of racial oppression.

Call me naive, but I for one was confident Ms. Jenner and her excessively-jubilant posse of failed American Eagle models were going to finish what Martin Luther King Jr. started with a two-minute television spot wedged in between episodes of Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory.

https://twitter.com/WhattUpJT/status/1265624548764004354?s=20

Progress denied.

If only the world gifted us another woke white knig–

Aaaaand welcome back to 1927.