Dan Bilzerian Allegedly Photoshopped Cardi B On His Instagram And The Internet Is Crushing Him For It

Man, I can’t imagine what’s it’s like to be Dan Bilzerian. I just assume having all the money in the world + having energy drinks flowing though your veins causes you to make some irrational decisions when you haven’t hit your Ignite cannabis pen in a couple days.

When you don’t really have to work and just surround yourself with Instagram models, jet skis, and an arsenal of semi-automatics, you don’t really think about the struggles of the common man. Struggles like “Hmmm… Carl’s Jr. or Wendy’s for dinner tonight?” or “Do I continue commuting to my job in this dangerous vehicle that keeps making a clicking sound when I tap the brakes OR pay for health insurance?”

His most recent shenanigans on Instagram have the Internet in stitches – And no, it doesn’t involve #LegDay.

Apparently this photo of Cardi B, posted a few weeks ago, is a photoshop, for no reason at all other than the fact that the graphic designer on Bilzerian’s payroll has to earn their keep.

As presented by Jack Wagner, noted Dan Bilzerian researcher:

https://twitter.com/attiretap/status/1100226652200521728

https://twitter.com/yungHonestly/status/1100210396193906689

https://twitter.com/runtheyules/status/1100215351177084928

Oh. My. God.

 

And then there’s this guy, who definitely still holding out on meeting his Instagram hero someday:

https://twitter.com/YoungRoyaI/status/1100225071656898561