Meet The ‘Meme Lord’ Who Has Been Hilariously Trolling Dan Bilzerian On Instagram For Over A Year

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Few people are worthy of the titled “meme lord” on the Internet. Most of the your favorite Instagram accounts are curated aggregations of great memes made by other people. 28-year-old music video director Jack Wagner a.k.a. versace_tamagotchi, however, is as authentic as it gets.

Last week Playboy called him “the Millennial Andy Kaufman,” a worthy title for a guy who made Costco’s $16 Kirkland 11s a staple in every hypebeast’s closet (…along with the help of John Mayer) and is currently building a pyramid of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes just for shits and giggles.

Versace_tamagotchi is the ultimate in-on-the-joke Instagram comedy account. He’s a man of many personas, from a minor obsession with Fred Durst to mocking the living shit out of Complex News to hawking his own “Everyone Dying from Molly” shirts, clutch for wearing at EDC Vegas to make fun of the PLUR crowd.

Rather than waste time explaining his brand of meta Internet humor to thick-skulled, Monster Energy-loving neanderthals who will never get it, I want to bring attention to a zero in a personal favorite Jack Wagner schtick: His satirical fanboying for Instagram playboy Dan Bilzerian. He ruthlessly makes fun of Bilzerian’s alpha-as-fuck over-the-topness, writing longwinded fan fiction about Dan from the POV of a horny 18-year-old male:

hey guys i know i havent been posting as much. been in a bit of a slump, i think combo of seeing too many terrible memes and also my best friend @danbilzerian accidentally blocking me on insta. anywho, thankfully dan just dropped a series or super inspirational videos on his website and they basically dead lifted me out of my fuckin slump haha. honestly what hes saying is so fucking true. dan is kind of a father figure to me so just like his dad bought him all those cars i feel the same way sorta about doing crazy ass shit with dan. at outback steakhouse we used to do this thing called the ‘bloomin onion 500’ where i would order a bloomin onion and then dan would try to pick up an outback hostess and get her to give him road head while he drove around the block 5 times before i finished eating. he always fucking won too! hahah fuck. that shit was so fun but after doing it for a while it wasnt as fun anymore. we kinda ran out of new outback hostesses in the SoCal region to do it on and i started to get acid reflux from eating those bigass onions too fast. it just goes to show that money cant buy you happiness all the time u gotta appreciate the little things u know? in this crazy ass high stakes poker game called life u gotta take a sec to appreciate the flavor of your grey goose redbull from time to time and have fun playin the game but also make sure you fuckin win every time. hit me up soon dan i was jk about bloomin 500 not being fun just as an example, lets do it again asap/whenever.

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hey guys i know i havent been posting as much. been in a bit of a slump, i think combo of seeing too many terrible memes and also my best friend @danbilzerian accidentally blocking me on insta. anywho, thankfully dan just dropped a series or super inspirational videos on his website and they basically dead lifted me out of my fuckin slump haha. honestly what hes saying is so fucking true. dan is kind of a father figure to me so just like his dad bought him all those cars i feel the same way sorta about doing crazy ass shit with dan. at outback steakhouse we used to do this thing called the 'bloomin onion 500' where i would order a bloomin onion and then dan would try to pick up an outback hostess and get her to give him road head while he drove around the block 5 times before i finished eating. he always fucking won too! hahah fuck. that shit was so fun but after doing it for a while it wasnt as fun anymore. we kinda ran out of new outback hostesses in the SoCal region to do it on and i started to get acid reflux from eating those bigass onions too fast. it just goes to show that money cant buy you happiness all the time u gotta appreciate the little things u know? in this crazy ass high stakes poker game called life u gotta take a sec to appreciate the flavor of your grey goose redbull from time to time and have fun playin the game but also make sure you fuckin win every time. hit me up soon dan i was jk about bloomin 500 not being fun just as an example, lets do it again asap/whenever.

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It gets better:

well its been a pretty fricking insane month. My best friend @danbilzerian has been out of town since election night celebrating Trumps victory. Fucking psychotic situation but basically during the last debate me and dan were shitfaced at Red Robin and we made a bet that if trump wins he has to buy an ACTUAL TRUMP TRAIN and ride it across the country. But the catch is he has to stop in every college town and fuck 3 jaegermeister promo girls in 24 hours hahaha lol so fucking nuts but the lunatic actually did it! Hes in dayton ohio right now and let us use his condo that he called “the poundtown poon playground”. Weve been here for a fortnight living entirely off mimosas and protein powder lmao. Sidenote: u dont wanna know what a jaeger calendar model is willing to do for an instagram shoutout. Long crazy ass story ask dan sometime lol. Dan please hit me up if you see this i got a couple questions and im worried about you also i forgot the password to your @seekingarrangement account so its basically been an all dude situation over here- the guys are starting to get anxious and riled up.

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well its been a pretty fricking insane month. My best friend @danbilzerian has been out of town since election night celebrating Trumps victory. Fucking psychotic situation but basically during the last debate me and dan were shitfaced at Red Robin and we made a bet that if trump wins he has to buy an ACTUAL TRUMP TRAIN and ride it across the country. But the catch is he has to stop in every college town and fuck 3 jaegermeister promo girls in 24 hours hahaha lol so fucking nuts but the lunatic actually did it! Hes in dayton ohio right now and let us use his condo that he called "the poundtown poon playground". Weve been here for a fortnight living entirely off mimosas and protein powder lmao. Sidenote: u dont wanna know what a jaeger calendar model is willing to do for an instagram shoutout. Long crazy ass story ask dan sometime lol. Dan please hit me up if you see this i got a couple questions and im worried about you also i forgot the password to your @seekingarrangement account so its basically been an all dude situation over here- the guys are starting to get anxious and riled up.

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