In the world wide web’s 30 years of existence, we’ve been subjected to some traumatic content: meatspin, lemon party, 2 girls 1 cup, Mr. Hands, Justin Bieber’s hog, Fergie’s national anthem, you get the terrifying picture.
It still remains to be seen what kind of long-term trauma these mind-burning clips will have on our collective psyche, but scenes like the one broadcasted at Wednesday’s Knicks vs. Trail Blazers game at Madison Square Garden will undoubtedly contribute to many nights waking up in a cold sweat.
**Warning: The following footage contains an attempted homicide masquerading as an act of passion. Viewer discretion is advised.**
I mean. What.
I haven’t seen a scene like this since John Coffey heal’s Tom Hanks’ bladder infection in The Green Mile.
Look mom, I made a meme!
See this kid in the background? He’s going to sleep with a nightlight until he’s 25.
Here are some reactions to this cosmic atrocity that I found amusing.
Ok, I think I’m going to go take a shower or have a cigarette or something. Ya know, a little self-care.