Dog has absolutely no clue how geometry works

This dog desperately wants to keep the comically oversized stick he has in his mouth. Small problem: There’s a gate slightly more narrow than the stick that he has to walk through. How will this be resolved? Truly a great mystery lies ahead.

This dog was happier than you or I will ever be when his owner helped him get through that gate. I don’t know how to respond to that idea. Should I be sad or if should I hope that some Canadian dude adopts me and lets me wander around in the nude with a giant stick in my mouth? There’s no simple answer here. (via Gawker)