
Marvel
For as long as we’d seen him in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor was the toughest, most jacked Avenger… until Avengers: Infinity War.
In Infinity War, we saw our beloved Odinson really struggling with the loss of so many of his friends. And by struggling, I mean he was eating and drinking himself into obesity.
Basically, Thor started looking like the stereotypical stoner — long, ragged hair, unkempt beard, a six-pack that morphed into a keg. Heck, he already kind of looked like a stoner when he wasn’t fat, especially when he still had his long, golden locks.
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So I guess if you are going to create a fake ID to buy something like weed, using Thor isn’t that big a stretch. You know, other than the fact that he’s one of the most well-known fictional characters of our time.
my sister works for an online weed dispensary and I’m losing my mind rn pic.twitter.com/9TQhIPO16Q
— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🍉 (@cottoncandaddy) July 17, 2019
Obviously this person wasn’t being serious because they have “Thor Thunder Odinson” living at “69 Big Hammer Ln.” (Nice.) And the height and weight seem a bit off (205 cm, 68 kg is like 6-foot-5 and 150 pounds in American, which makes no sense).
Also, why does it expire in 2017? Guessing whoever tried to use this wasn’t the creator of it. No matter.
Naturally, once the ID went viral on Twitter, the reactions to this work of art were pretty entertaining in their own right.
https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1152010150766510080Thor is like 2,000 years old, I suspect that's a fake
— 🌳for²est🌲 (@dwellerofwoods) July 17, 2019
If I ever had a fake it would look like that lol
— Ryan Barfield (@RyanBarfield) July 19, 2019
— Just Devin (@Devin_gain) July 19, 2019
@cityofcalgary come get your mans
— Alasdair™️ (@ae_allchin) July 20, 2019
Obviously she can't accept that....it's expired.
— Alex Elkin (@aelkin26) July 22, 2019
I too, live at 69 big hammer ln
— francis (@MarkFrancisss) July 17, 2019
Same.