Shout Out To This Person Who Tried To Buy Weed Online Using A Fake ID Of Marvel’s Thor

Someone Tried to Use a Fake ID of Marvels Thor to Buy Weed Online

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For as long as we’d seen him in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor was the toughest, most jacked Avenger… until Avengers: Infinity War.

In Infinity War, we saw our beloved Odinson really struggling with the loss of so many of his friends. And by struggling, I mean he was eating and drinking himself into obesity.

Basically, Thor started looking like the stereotypical stoner — long, ragged hair, unkempt beard, a six-pack that morphed into a keg. Heck, he already kind of looked like a stoner when he wasn’t fat, especially when he still had his long, golden locks.

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So I guess if you are going to create a fake ID to buy something like weed, using Thor isn’t that big a stretch. You know, other than the fact that he’s one of the most well-known fictional characters of our time.

Obviously this person wasn’t being serious because they have “Thor Thunder Odinson” living at “69 Big Hammer Ln.” (Nice.) And the height and weight seem a bit off (205 cm, 68 kg is like 6-foot-5 and 150 pounds in American, which makes no sense).

Also, why does it expire in 2017? Guessing whoever tried to use this wasn’t the creator of it. No matter.

Naturally, once the ID went viral on Twitter, the reactions to this work of art were pretty entertaining in their own right.

https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1152010150766510080
https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1152093853643505664
https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1151995522980315137
https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1152075142157107207 https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1151677458225213445

Same.

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