Four Loko
It’s hard to appreciate what a sensation Four Loko really was when it truly burst onto the scene around 2010 and immediately sparked a national panic as the powers-that-be did everything in their power to limit the path of destruction it left in its wake.
Thanks to questionable decisions made with the assistance of duct tape, I have plenty of memories (most fuzzier than not) made possible to the malt beverage—including the lesson in entrepreneurship I learned when a buddy and I bought a few cases before the caffeine ban and sold them to people looking for an OG fix.
Four Loko may no longer be dominating the headlines like it did in its heyday but it pops its head up in the news every once in a while, like the time it recently announced the release of a hemp-flavored drink that nobody really asked for.
Now, they’re back with yet another product the world probably doesn’t need in the form of one of the strangest collaborations I’ve ever come across: Four Loko x Fleshlight.
You read that right.
Based on the amount of incredibly niche adult videos I’ve stumbled across during my time online, it wouldn’t shock me if there was a community of people with an interest in sticking things that shouldn’t be stuck in Four Loko cans, and now, their dreams have come true thanks to the collab between the two companies, which was made possible by PizzaSlime.
Four Loko
If you’re looking for some specs, I don’t really have anything to tell you other than it’s a Fleshlight in a plastic Four Loko can, which basically tells you all you need to know about it.
I’d say you could have use for it if you’re trying to be discreet, but when you consider it says “Fleshlight” on the can, you’re probably not going to fool anyone.
If you’re for some reason intrigued by this revolutionary new product, you can pick one up here at Fleshlight’s expectedly NSFW website.