Kids are excited about Halloween this year because the holiday falls on a Saturday.
This means staying out longer, staying up later, and no school the next day.
Parents are equally excited about Halloween falling on a Saturday this year.
This means drinking longer, staying up later to steal kid’s candy, and no work the next day, PLUS an extra hour because of Daylight Savings.
Don’t say that nothing good happened in 2020.
Here are the funniest tweets and memes from dads this week.
6-year-old: I have question.
Me: I'm busy. Can it wait?
6: No.
Me: Okay. What?
6: Can lightsabers roast marshmallows?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, 2020
Playing dolls with my 4-year-old, she had me repeating the same set up and reaction like 50 times and I literally dozed off. When I was coming to I heard myself say (as the doll), “What a relaxing day…I don’t have to worry about school…or drugs…”
Things are going well.
— Andrew Knott (@aknott21) October 29, 2020
A deer in the headlights but it's someone saying my name during a Zoom call when I haven't been paying attention the entire time
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 30, 2020
https://www.instagram.com/p/CG29Tx8pvNt/
After teaching to my 13yo son some difficult subjects this week.
“I can’t believe my dad is smarter than me.”
That is the best back-handed compliment that he’s given me in a while.
— Shannon Carpenter (@HossmanAtHome) October 28, 2020
7: (whining again) i just wanna be an adult so i can eat cake icing for breakfast
me, an adult: [trying to take out a dead car battery in my pajamas to take it to auto zone to buy a new one i can't afford at 7:00 in the morning] yea it's great.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 30, 2020
https://twitter.com/CrockettForReal/status/1321802378006462471
The hardest thing about carving a pumpkin these days is finding a newspaper to spread out on the table.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 29, 2020
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