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Gritty, Flyers mascot and international superstar, could get any woman on the planet. From Adriana Lima to Lena Dunham, I don’t think there’s a woman on the planet who could resist the natural charisma of the seven-foot-tall, plump ginger. Hell, if he bought me a few drinks and touched my leg I may have to tell my girlfriend not to wait up.
The paradox of choice can be a disillusioning dilemma, and the woman who Gritty has directed his swooning efforts has stirred up those with invested interest in the wacky buffoon.
That woman: Kim Kardashian.
Kardashian recently announced that she’s studying to become a lawyer like her father, who gained notoriety serving on O.J. Simpson’s defense team. Despite never going to law school or getting a law degree, Kardashian is planning to take the bar exam in 2022, as California does not require a law degree as a prerequisite for taking the exam.
Hey, good on her.
Gritty evidently loves a woman who strives passionately in the direction of her dreams despite the public’s collective eye roll. And he also likes curves and a billion dollars.
The Flyers mascot decided to get flirty with Kanye’s wife after she announced that she aced her law test.
beauty & brains 🥰
— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) April 18, 2019
Fans who’ve witnessed Kardashians chew men up and spit them back out as a shell of their former selves warned the lovable bastard to direct his attention elsewhere.
https://twitter.com/kellymiche/status/1118673565535150080
Easy Gritty. It was a hepatitis test.
— Nolan (@beers_nolan) April 18, 2019
https://twitter.com/bmh_02/status/1118672783985250304
https://twitter.com/RichHomieDave11/status/1118672417327652864
You can do better gritty
— Katrina Venuti (@treenbeanxo) April 18, 2019
I see you grit grit #ThrustItLikeItsHot pic.twitter.com/BRUphjQzmt
— JuNe215 (@I_Rod215) April 18, 2019
Baby pics leaked pic.twitter.com/H7dFZfD6wp
— Ailish Forfar (@ailishforfar) April 18, 2019
Follow your heart, Gritty. Only you know what’s in it.
[h/t Uproxx]