Are you in need of having your personal area smelling like the aroma of a musty vagina? Well, you are in luck because Gwyneth Paltrow is now selling candles that smell like a vagina for the low, low price of $75.
This isn’t your garden-variety Yankee Candle, this is a pillar of wax that smells like a living, breathing vagina. The Goop company, founded by Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow, introduced a candle that smells like a vagina and cleverly named it: “This Smells Like My Vagina.”
Goop: Here’s a $75 candle that smells like a vagina.
Goop first introduced the muff-inspired candle only a few days ago, but according to the listing on Paltrow’s website, the 10.5-ounce This Smells Like My Vagina candle has already sold out. Probably by guys who are cheating and need an alibi as to why the house reeks of quim. Goop has started a waitlist so that people demanding their minge candle will be satisfied.
Goop explains the origin of the candle that smells like lady bits. “This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP,” Goop stated. “The two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ‘Uhhh..this smells like a vagina’ — but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent. (That turned out to be perfect as a candle).”
So what exactly does a vagina candle smell like you ask? Goop claims that the candle has an aroma of “a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.” That’s not what a vagina smells like.
Naturally, Twitter had jokes about the vagina candle, and they were pretty fantastic.