I Am Prepared To Die For This Man Dressed In Full Darth Maul Armor Preaching About ‘Clapping Alien Asscheeks’ At Area 51

Top 5 Speeches In Human History

5. Game Of Inches — Al Pacino, Any Given Sunday
4. The Gettysburg Address — Abraham Lincoln
3. Me To Myself In The Mirror Before Going On A Date With A Girl Who’s Out Of My League
2. I Have A Dream — Martin Luther King, Jr.
1. This Man Dressed In Full Darth Maul Commando Armor Uniting The Entire Human Race

Amidst the Air Force issuing a warning to the million people who joined a Facebook group vowing to storm Area 51, only one man is brave enough to take on elite American military forces for the betterment of the human race.

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you Best Buy Geek Squad member by day, Militant Leader of the Human Race by night.

 

In just 20 seconds, one man in his grandmother’s basement destroyed bigotry, homophobia, and racism while casually revealing that he wants to have sexual intercourse with extraterrestrials.

161,000 likes? Smells like a movement to me.

https://twitter.com/Spooderman_MLG_/status/1149531359477506049

Nothing but love for my president.

Now cue the music.