Does COVID have you itching for a week vacation? Do you have a snorkel, sunblock, and $2 million of disposable income?
Well, my internet friend, you are in LUCK.
The brand new LANA superyacht, one of the largest vessels ever built by an Italian shipyard, is the getaway you deserve after five dreadful months of hunkering down in your mega-mansion.
The yacht, which is exclusive for charter with Imperial Yachts, is over 350 feet in length (a football field is 300 feet) and fits up to 12 guests (and 34 crew members) in 8 en-suite staterooms, 7 VIP rooms and a master suite.
It also has a world-class gym (and trainers), a theater, a sundeck pool with warming system, a spa with professional masseuses, jet skis, jacuzzi, helipad, seabobs, folding terraces, the list goes on.
Aside from the obscene amenities, the LANA already has clout, as Beyonce and Jay-Z are currently sailing off the coast of Croatia.
Now if you guys will excuse me, I have to cash the government’s $1,200 stimulus check so I can eat tonight. The life!