Attack Of The Thots II: Suns Kelly Oubre Jr. Outed For Allegedly Having Threesome With Infamous Clout Chaser

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“Some thots aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some thots just want to watch the Suns burn.”

-The Dick Knight

Celina Powell and her crew of thots are a walking kamikaze mission. No secret is safe. No detail too salacious. Self-immolation is just a tactic for clout.

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We learned this just last month when Powell brought her friend Aliza on the No Jumpers podcast where Aliza proudly revealed that she orally serviced seven Phoenix Suns back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back.

One would think that after the omission, NBA players would socially distance themselves from rubber-lipped thots to avoid the fallout that is promised to follow, ESPECIALLY if said NBA players already have significant others.

A source of The Shade Room is reporting that Suns small forward Kelly Oubre Jr. has fallen victim to Celina Powell’s thirst trap after Celina and her friend were kicked off a plane that was forced to land in Phoenix. Red flag number 29,839.

The 24-year-old Oubre, who is in a relationship with a woman named Shylyn, reportedly expressed his desire to have intercourse sexually with Powell and one of her friends.

Posts are 100% user submitted & we cannot confirm with 100% certainty the validity of these stories/allegations. Sip wisely! ☕️ So one of our #Roommates alleges #CelinaPowell and NBA player #KellyOubre linked up together in Phoenix–From the evidence at hand, what y’all think #Roomies? 👀 (SWIPE)

You know how they have financial advisors come speak to NBA rookies after they’re drafted so they don’t throw away all their money? There needs to be someone who gives a lecture on the Danger of Thots. I nominate Boban Marjanovic.

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