Attack Of The Thots II: Suns Kelly Oubre Jr. Outed For Allegedly Having Threesome With Infamous Clout Chaser

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“Some thots aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some thots just want to watch the Suns burn.”

-The Dick Knight

Celina Powell and her crew of thots are a walking kamikaze mission. No secret is safe. No detail too salacious. Self-immolation is just a tactic for clout.

We learned this just last month when Powell brought her friend Aliza on the No Jumpers podcast where Aliza proudly revealed that she orally serviced seven Phoenix Suns back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back.

One would think that after the omission, NBA players would socially distance themselves from rubber-lipped thots to avoid the fallout that is promised to follow, ESPECIALLY if said NBA players already have significant others.

A source of The Shade Room is reporting that Suns small forward Kelly Oubre Jr. has fallen victim to Celina Powell’s thirst trap after Celina and her friend were kicked off a plane that was forced to land in Phoenix. Red flag number 29,839.

The 24-year-old Oubre, who is in a relationship with a woman named Shylyn, reportedly expressed his desire to have intercourse sexually with Powell and one of her friends.

Posts are 100% user submitted & we cannot confirm with 100% certainty the validity of these stories/allegations. Sip wisely! β˜•οΈ So one of our #Roommates alleges #CelinaPowell and NBA player #KellyOubre linked up together in Phoenix–From the evidence at hand, what y’all think #Roomies? πŸ‘€ (SWIPE)

You know how they have financial advisors come speak to NBA rookies after they’re drafted so they don’t throw away all their money? There needs to be someone who gives a lecture on the Danger of Thots. I nominate Boban Marjanovic.

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