TikTok / Molly niekamp
Every man likes to think he’d survive out in the wild.
TV shows make it seem possible.
It’s not possible.
Sure, a person might last for a little while, but eventually, the elements or the animals would win.
This video proves that some guys wouldn’t last as long as others.
Watch this man with as much athletic ability as Darren Rovell try to “juke” a lion in a cage.
@moniekamp Proof that you CANNOT outrun a lion 🦁 #BrowFitness#RainforestFacts#MakeSomeoneSmile#fyp#animals#lion
Honestly, the lion is toying with the man. At no point does the animal try to lunge at the target. All it would take is one swipe of the paw to knock the guy into next week and the lion would end this silly game.
The commenters we’re all in agreement that the guy would have been cat food if it weren’t for the steel structure keeping the beast at bay.
Lion out there side shuffling with him bra it’s a wrap, only thing you running into, is it’s mouth.
— Kaz (@YoureAKazual) June 27, 2020
— Holliday Season (@HotWingKilla) June 27, 2020
https://twitter.com/TheBronzeStatue/status/1276723323595108352
Nah he broke his ankles with that one move pic.twitter.com/2iEyiuRiv8
— General Lee Dope (@EliSeeney) June 27, 2020
Running like Tom Brady at the combine
— DJ 🪬 (@SayGoDJ_) June 27, 2020
All yall in here cappin. Yall not outrunning no animal with 4 legs lol
— D-Que (@DQueBeats) June 27, 2020
That Would Be Funny As Hell If Gate Just Mysteriously Opened
— Tim818 (@Tim_818) June 27, 2020
i don’t know about y’all but he not catching me, i’m built different
— rnjr (@heyetstsggY6u7) June 27, 2020
Even Chad Johnson chimed in on the video.
We gotta get the lion with @FrampCamp or @The_FootDoctor, bad technique, gotta drop weight and transition. Terrible footwork 🤦🏾♂️ https://t.co/tDbitmmXAt
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) June 27, 2020
Even the best receivers in the NFL couldn’t outrun that beast.
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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling. Reach out to him on Instagram & Twitter.