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OmG CiNdy, tHiS GuY, LiKe, TotAlLy *wOn* HaLlOwEeN!
It’s that time of year again, Cindy! When everyone media publication dubs every halfway decent costume as the WINNER of Halloween. Quirky and fun!
But I’m from a generation where there can only be one winner. Everyone else goes home empty-handed. No stopping for ice cream. Just chew on the bitter taste of defeat, Timmy, and take a deep introspective look into your half-assed Hulk Hogan costume and try to conceive a world in which it would take home the grand prize. Now go up to your room while I wrestle your mother.
With that said, it is my great honor to announce your 2019 Halloween Winner:
I’m @TheRock for Halloween pic.twitter.com/gMLVfnoIHF
— Brent Pella (watch CONSCIOUS BRO on YouTube) (@BrentPella) October 31, 2019
You know how they say everyone else played the Joker, but Heath Ledger was the Joker? That’s the situation we have going on here. Brett Pella truly believes he is Dwayne The Rock Johnson. A masterclass in method acting.
Kevin Hart is dressed like The Rock, but he’s just an imposter.
Can you tell Brett and Dwayne apart?
To all you losers out there, you best come correct next Halloween.