New Jersey Devils Mascot Takes Child’s Birthday Party Up A Notch By Accidentally Running Through A Glass Window

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The bar for children’s birthday parties has been lifted to an unattainable level after the New Jersey Devils mascot provided the most electric party entertainment since Todd Hostetter shit himself at my ninth birthday bash.

I can’t really provide much context for this video, other than it seems that the Devils mascot was so bored by the parachute game (rightfully so) that he embarked upon and unsuccessful suicide mission.

Please enjoy this alternative angle that maximizes the cringe factor.

The birthday boy’s father logged on to Twitter after the party and revealed that the Devil escaped the incident unharmed.

That is a good thing.

…well, maybe he deserved a minor injury as a wakeup call.

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