Quickly cancel your order for the Waterford Crystal photo frame with the engraving “Mr. & Mrs. Butthole Eyes Forever” that you were planning on gifting Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande at their wedding because the engagement has been called off. Grande, 25, and Davidson, 24, have reportedly split up according to TMZ.
The celebrity couple have broken up according to sources because this was “simply not the right time for their relationship to take off.” Both celebrities reportedly “still have love for each other, but things are over romantically.” This reaffirms the notion that true love is futile especially if the seemingly unbreakable romance between Grande and Davidson cannot last the test of time (or the five months that they have been together). The power couple had planned to get married in 2019… almost made it.
It was only a month and a half ago that Davidson spoke these forever romantic words about his once true love: “I’m a very, very happy boy who is very, very loved and I’m very lucky. And my dick’s forever hard.” *swoon*
“He just ticks every box, and it gets better every day,” Ariana said of Davidson. Apparently, Pete’s pen is out of ink and isn’t ticking Grande’s box any longer.
Pete spent $100,000 on Grande’s ginormous 3-carat diamond engagement ring. Who knew that Saturday Night Live paid so well?
This comes a month after Grande’s former love, Mac Miller, died of an apparent overdose in his Los Angeles home.
If you’re keeping score at home, yes, it was only three weeks ago that Davidson got the exact same tattoo that Grande got that paid tribute to the 1961 movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s. At the time, Jon Mesa, one of Davidson’s tattoo artists, reportedly warned Pete to not get any relationship tattoos until after the wedding. That certainly seems to have been sage advice from the tattoo artist.
The celebrity couple got at least 13 tattoos dedicated to one another during their whirlwind romance.
Including Pete getting a tattoo of a teacup pig named “Piggy Smallz” that the couple had adopted three weeks ago.
As I said three weeks ago, “Tattoo artists stand to make a lot of money if Ariana and Pete breakup and attempt to alter their ink.”
No word on who will get custody of Piggy Smallz.