Remember the viral stupidity of pizza rat, a NYC subway rat spotted dragging a big slice of ‘za around a Manhattan subway station? This squirrel in Philly one-ups it, big time. Spotted in Northern Liberties this weekend, pizza squirrel dragged a big piece of cold pizza to the top of a telephone pole before having his breakfast.
It’s a highly impressive feat, when you really think about it. Good squirrel. You are truly everyone’s spirit animal.