Philly Has A Pizza Squirrel And It’s So Much Better Than The NYC Pizza Rat

Remember the viral stupidity of pizza rat, a NYC subway rat spotted dragging a big slice of ‘za around a Manhattan subway station? This squirrel in Philly one-ups it, big time. Spotted in Northern Liberties this weekend, pizza squirrel dragged a big piece of cold pizza to the top of a telephone pole before having his breakfast.

It’s a highly impressive feat, when you really think about it. Good squirrel. You are truly everyone’s spirit animal.

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BroBible's publisher and a founding partner, circa 2009. Brandon is based in Los Angeles, where he oversees BroBible's partnership team and other business development activities. He still loves to write and create content, including subjects related to internet culture, food, live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. Email: