Pizza Hut Canada Brutally Trolls Americans With Hilarious Promo For New Hot Dog Stuffed Crust

The chefs over at the Pizza Hut research and development department have done it again with a crazy new offering. But unfornately for hungry American fans, the company’s new hot dog stuffed crust pizza is only available in Canada.

To make up for that fact, however, Pizza Hut Canada came up with a clever new promotion that both lets some Americans in on the fun, while also trolling the majority of the country in the process.

The limited-time item features am entire glizzy baked into the crust of every slice, and came out to celebrate the start of the new Major League Baseball season.

introducing our hot dog stuffed crust, available now for a limited time only! 🫶🌭⚾ pic.twitter.com/jClSXFC62Y

— Pizza Hut Canada (@PizzaHutCanada) March 30, 2026

After learning of the new item, American pizza lovers were furious to find out about its Canadian exclusivity.

“I would kill a human being for this. I want all of you to know that,” one person posted on X. “There’s no humour behind my words either. My countenance is entirely stoic as I type this out.”

“Excuse me, Canada, I was not familiar with your game,” said another.

To make up for the lack of availability in the USA, Pizza Hut Canada is offering a limited-time deal.

Pizza Hut Offers Sale On Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pie Just On Other Side Of Border

On Monday, Pizza Hut Canada took to X to apologize to Americans for the oversight, and to offer them a chance to try the hot dog stuffed crust pizza, on one condition.

“To all the Americans we’ve let down, please accept our sincerest apology,” they wrote.

to all the americans we’ve let down, please accept our sincerest apology. pic.twitter.com/7UTNnZodGu

— Pizza Hut Canada (@PizzaHutCanada) April 13, 2026

In an attached statement, the company said:

“Dear America,

We read your tweets. Saw your DMs. Understand your confusion. We know that you’re still coming to terms with the painful understanding that Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza only lives north of the border.

As our sincerest condolences, we want to offer you 50% off a medium Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza.

In store only. Specifically, one store only. Garrison Rd. Fort Erie. In Canada.”

Fittingly, this specific Pizza Hut sits just under a mile from the United States border north of Buffalo.

So yes, American pizza lovers can try Pizza Hut’s new glizzy loaded pie. But they’ll have to go to Canada- specifically, one place in Canada – if they want to do so.