This Instagram Model’s ‘Tapas And Cocaine’ Diet Doesn’t Sound Like The Healthiest Thing In The World
Countless people rang in the new year by swearing to themselves that this is the year they finally follow through on their resolution, with many of them making a pledge to lose some weight in 2019.
As any regular gym-goer knows, there’s no better time to take a break to help your muscles recover than the week following the start of the new year. However, if you’re really looking to get in shape, you’re going to have to follow a fairly strict diet.
For a lot of people, this means chocking down skinless chicken breasts and eating copious amounts of leafy greens but there are a number of strategies you can harness to help you reach your goals.
With that said, some of them are more advisable than others.
According to a Yahoo article with one of the best headlines you’ll ever come across, model and Instagram influencer Ruby Tuesday Matthews— whose parents were apparently big fans of casual dining chain restaurants— recently answered some questions from her followers.
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What a difference 4 and a bit Years make. I was pretty tiny here, I actually have no desire to look like that ever again. The modelling industry is a tuff industry with the expectation of you having to look a certain way. Slowly I see Smalls changes but I think think it’s crazy we even use the word “plus size model” like what the actual fuck ! Can’t we just have models of all shapes and sizes ? Thank you for all the love and support over the last 24 hours ❤️
One of them asked her how she managed to stay so skinny prior to her first pregnancy and she was more than happy to share her strategy.
Her secret to success? Cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine.
Of course, a person can’t survive on blow alone so she also made sure to incorporate a few other things into her diet:
“I did a lot of cocaine. Like a lot. So basically I just smoked cigarettes, had [black coffee] and did coke. And in between, had the tapas. Like my life was tapas and cocaine.”
In fairness, it’s probably about as healthy as keto.
Thankfully, Matthews has taken a healthier approach to life since giving birth (even though she’s still smoking darts) and it seems to be working out just fine so far.
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It’s funny how much Becoming a mum changes you . Both mentally and physically 🍳🍳😹 it took me a long time to get used to my new #mumbod ! I remember hating my first pregnancy, I hated the way I looked . I felt huge , sore and puffy . Where the fuck was my magical pregnancy unicorn glow 🦄😵 I felt like ass . But slowly over time I I realised how bloody amazing I was for making a healthy baby. Remember to be kind to yourself. Enjoy food . And be thankful for your health . It’s what’s on the inside that counts photo – @ryanheywood
Remember, kids: thou shall not live by tapas and cocaine alone.