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I don’t know who started the hashtag #SignsYoureOutOfShape on Twitter, but they deserve a round of applause because the resulting tweets have been absolute comedy gold. SO many people, literally hundreds and hundreds of them, have posted a response and it’s been non-stop entertainment this entire day.
I can’t even begin to list the best because it would take me forever to go through them all. I just know that as I have been following along with #SignsYoureOutOfShape today there have so many laugh out loud responses I simply had to share some of them. They’re just so good. And, sadly, but still hilariously, there are some grains of truth in many of them as well.
You need to rest after using an escalator.#SignsYoureOutOfShape
— Christine WantsSomePie (@googlygirl98) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/helenmaryme/status/891991586321571840
All the McDonald's staff can recognize your voice through the drive-thru intercom.#SignsYoureOutOfShape
— Christine WantsSomePie (@googlygirl98) July 31, 2017
You identify too closely with the slow characters. #SignsYoureOutOfShape pic.twitter.com/nfwo9WDTRV
— Kim (@kim) July 31, 2017
Napping makes you tired #SignsYoureOutOfShape
— Tamara Rose 🇨🇦 (@misstamerica30) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/jetblxckirwin/status/892092146668498949
#SignsYoureOutOfShape
When we're watching a movie and we can hear you breathing.— welcome to the jam (@MasterOfDaCards) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/BizarroRP/status/892121327682723840
https://twitter.com/anne_rose_bud/status/892120954377166848
When you can't sit down without making a sound #SignsYoureOutOfShape
— kwasi thomas (@kwasithomas) July 31, 2017
You get a car based on size of the front seat not anything else #SignsYoureOutOfShape
— Dr. Amy H. Fisch (@DrAmyHFisch) July 31, 2017
#SignsYoureOutOfShape you grow a beard to try and hide your double chin.
— Brian Curtis (@evokepotential) July 31, 2017
#SignsYoureOutOfShape One side of your couch dips down noticeably deeper than the other cushions
— Mr. Tinder (@TinderStories) July 31, 2017
You get winded typing out this tweet. #SignsYoureOutOfShape pic.twitter.com/dhIJpOiMul
— Jeff Barrett (@BarrettAll) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/Horsfield751/status/892110891931643910
#SignsYoureOutOfShape You consider holding it in when the bathroom is ten feet from the couch.
— Mr. Tinder (@TinderStories) July 31, 2017
Can't wait to finish ur run so u can hav a cigarette…😐 #SignsYoureOutOfShape
— Babs (@rn_babs) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/wes_drew12/status/892117401235591170
Your name is Chris Christie. #SignsYoureOutOfShape pic.twitter.com/FwWLKSGtto
— TrumpGrill (@TrumpGrill) July 31, 2017