What the fuck did I just watch? This commercial is some insane combination of Kazaam, Biggest Loser, and music video for The Lonely Island.
I get what they’re going for here, immediately dropping the ball on New Years resolutions and Genie Stephen Curry whipping you into shape but… just… what the fuck?
If you want to experience the awkwardness without watching the full commercial/music video, cringe through this:
steph curry has a brita water commercial and um you should probably turn the sound on pic.twitter.com/Jhalj3ubSY
— whitney medworth (@its_whitney) January 5, 2018
Then, Steph and Brita are NOT helping themselves with shit like this:
Filtering out water bottles and showing my man @rudymancuso the right way to start the New Year. Thanks to @BritaUSA. #ad
Check out the full video here: https://t.co/pQHnKWQKQn pic.twitter.com/g3GZ4eCOpP— Stephen Curry (@StephenCurry30) January 5, 2018
To be fair, Brita brought together one of the NBAs most recognizable names and YouTube/Vine star, Rudy Mancuso. Rudy is no slouch, he has over 3 million YouTube followers and is know for his pop musical-comedy videos. Which is exactly what he made here but I give it a Randy Jackson… that’s a no for me, dawg.
But gettin’ that Brita money? That’s gotta be a real nice check. Good for you, Rudy. You go Glen Coco, Rudy Mancuso!
Anyway, if you need me this weekend I’ll be in the club raging to Rudy Mancuso & Stephen Curry’s New Year, New Me like:
