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Goddamn you, Rock. I’m waiting, hoping, begging for the chink in the armor. The dude can’t be jacked, funny, charismatic, and without a substance abuse problem. There has to be something dark below the surface, like a micropenis or gout. Well, we can officially cross “Looks shitty in a beard” off the list. The 45-year-old posted several videos showing off his new salt and pepper beard on Tuesday and he looks like he could chug a Colt 45 while simultaneously displaying his vast collection of leather-bound books.
I am totally feeling what The Rock is cooking with this grey beard… pic.twitter.com/Ux1fdAM3Ht
— Curvatude™ (@Curvatude) August 3, 2017
Oh no way, women want to bang bearded Rock, including my girlfriend. It’s our anniversary.
https://twitter.com/9O8O5/status/895308361662517248
I didn't think @TheRock could get any hotter… then he went and got a salt and pepper beard pic.twitter.com/IsIwrNdwDn
— Christina Pedretti (@xtiinaaaaaaa) August 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/MollyFurdale/status/895580987081490432
https://twitter.com/treal5000/status/890114065984618502
https://twitter.com/AmieTryHard/status/889976467295272961
No one told me The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) started growing a beard!!! pic.twitter.com/xiJSFfDbot
— Wedding Singer stan account (@TheTinyValReyes) August 9, 2017
This just in: I found something The Rock sucks at–button his damn sleeve. HAHA WHAT A SUPER TALENTED, WILDLY RICH LA-HOOOOSER.