So I was minding my own business at the gym, doing my thing, when BAM, downward dog in the yoga class in front of me. I was mesmerized, couldn’t take my eyes off of it. I went to my happy place, lost all sense of where I was. In my temporary euphoria, I turned the corner and knocked down a woman.
I’m the worst.
Here’s a crude representation of what happened.
Again, I’m the worst. The absolute worst. The woman was ok by the way. Not happy, but ok.