Twitter Is Struggling, And Grossed Out, With The Mystery Of A Lipstick Kiss Inside A Toilet Bowl

Some things in life you simply cannot explain. Then there are other things in life that are just better left unexplained. This mystery of a lipstick kiss inside of a toilet bowl that’s vexing Twitter might just be both of those things. In fact, it might actually be the epitome of both of those things.

If you thought you’d never in your life be reading about someone putting on lipstick and kissing the inside of a toilet bowl then you’re just like me who never thought in my life I would be writing about someone putting on lipstick and kissing the inside of a toilet bowl. Yet here we are. Thank you, internet.

It all began with one person’s mysterious tweet a couple of days ago…

https://twitter.com/ClawedHumor/status/950924542679179265

“Stranger Things,” indeed. Such a simple photo, yet it raises oh so many questions. “What? How? and Why?” are three that jump immediately to my mind, let alone “Who?” (I really don’t want to know. No, seriously, I can’t…)

Of course I wasn’t the only one in which this photo triggered bewilderment and disgust. Not by a long shot.

https://twitter.com/RiveraGrrl/status/951238174663114752

https://twitter.com/MaheshSenthi/status/951030438885179392

https://twitter.com/Grayhoof85/status/951115800282361859

https://twitter.com/FHTV_chris/status/951134389517324288

https://twitter.com/vipulskywalker/status/951120055458086913

https://twitter.com/docta_frederico/status/951148059416825857

Yeah, let’s just go with that and try to forget that we ever saw something like this.

H/T Distractify