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On the list of Appealing Activities, I’d say that voluntarily going head-to-head with a charging bull ranks #912,292,920, just below filming my parents having sex but above seeing The Emoji Movie in theaters. But a few brave men chose to do just that, and it did not end well. Well, for them. For us it’s great viral content. And that’s what really matters. The ruptured spleen and swollen testicle the size of a beach ball are just trivial details.
Anyhoo, there’s not much relevant information I can add to this video. I don’t know where it happened, don’t know why it happened, don’t know the extent of the injuries, don’t know if the victims got paid for their troubles. The only thing I do know is that you’ll enjoy it.
“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?” – This Bull, probably pic.twitter.com/uXyQhVZn28
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) May 9, 2018
He’s dead right? If he ain’t dead, he’s Jesus.
Ok, I guess this is a thing? I’m here for it…
Found a second video. The Bull remains undefeated. pic.twitter.com/dtulycuc4I
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) May 10, 2018
[h/t The Big Lead]