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As I mentioned the other day when discussing a little boy/hero who gave the finger to a reporter talking about the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s new baby on live TV, I don’t understand, at all, what all the fuss is about with regard to anything related to the British royal family.
I also said that I don’t begrudge the people that fawn all over the royal family, I just plain don’t get it.
So, as you might imagine, my mind has been completely obliterated by Tanya Ricardo, a 30-year-old divorced mom, who underwent six hours of surgery to look like the former Suits star and Deal or No Deal model, aka the Duchess of Sussex.
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“She’s beautiful. She’s just graceful. She’s a very, very graceful woman,” Ricardo told Inside Edition when talking about Markle. “Our height is similar, weight is similiar, I just want what she has that I don’t.”
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“She has these great curves, what I want is to achieve the same thing through here,” said Ricardo, gesturing, “and get rid of this so that I have a great, flat stomach.”
Other attributes on the docket? A great butt and defined cheek bones.
“They say I’m very crazy for doing this, but I don’t care,” Ricardo added.
The reason it took six hours in surgery to transform Ricardo is because she got eight procedures done including cheek countering and filler, liposuction under her chin, breast implants, liposuction on her stomach, hips and lower back, and a Brazilian butt lift.
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If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’.
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