Artie Lange voiced some complaints during yesterday’s episode of First Take — and not the type of complaints people normally have about the show. These were, like, some pretty specific and nasty personal issues focusing on host Cari Champion.
The chick on ESPNs First Take is so fuckin hot!
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 4, 2014
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Trying to maintain erection and jerkoff to chick on First Take but they keep cutting back to Stephen A Smith and the white guy. Frustrating! — Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 4, 2014
I want the Chick on First Take to laugh at my white dick!
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 4, 2014
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Here’s the scenario I’m using to jerkoff to chick on First Take I’m T. Jefferson & she’s my slave. She beats the shit out of me & runs free — Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 4, 2014
Then I cum and she’s free! The Happiest ending ever!
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 4, 2014
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Then as reparations I make Skip Baylis my slave!
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) November 4, 2014
Pretty, pretty edgy.
Candidly, when I saw these headlines I assumed the offending tweets had been deleted. But no, there they are in all their glory. Remember, this is Lange we’re talking about. If there’s a human being on this planet who cares less what anyone else thinks than this guy, I’m blissfully unaware.
Dude is a real wild card.
[H/T: Awful Announcing]