“Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy.” – Hannibal Buress
That’s what comedy’s current best comedian had to say to Justin Bieber, and god, that burn is good. Remember, Buress is the man who got the ball rolling on the numerous rape allegations Bill Cosby is now facing. Bet Bill Cosby hates Hannibal Buress
But back to Justin Bieber. Comedy Central’s Roast of Bieber won’t air for another 15 days, but the best jokes from the show are already making their way around the internet. People had the exclusive, and you should check it out for more jokes, but here are our five favorite, which came from a host of people.
“Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here.” – Kevin Hart
“Justin, you are the King Joffrey of Pop.”– Jeffrey Ross
“Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.” – Ludacris
“Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that high. And he uses your music to torture people.” – Shaquille O’Neal
“Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards.” – Natasha Legerro
But Bieber even got in on the fun.
“Damn, you guys were brutal,” Bieber said at the end of the roast. “This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I’ll tell them I got my d— kicked in. I should have known.”
Check out the whole read here. The roast airs March 30th.