Stop Everything! We’ve Found the Best Mugshot of 2013

From TMZ:

Jason London crapped himself in the back seat of a cop car Sunday morning … minutes after the “Dazed & Confused” actor was punched in the face in a bar fight … this according to a police report obtained by TMZ.

40-year-old Jason was thrown out of the bar kicking and screaming and in the process he was beaten up.

On his way to the police station … Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops … saying, “Guess what fa**ot?  I f***ing love this.  I f***ing own you guys so hard.  I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor!  F***ing look me up, bitch.”

Jason continued … “It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.”  According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants.  Jason then said, “I told you I'm happy as s**t.”


I get it. You gotta do what Randdallll Pink Flooooyd wants to do, maaan. You just got to keep livin, man. L-I-V-I-N. And sometimes that involves crappin' your pants and giving us this mugshot.

(Also, you've gotta love TMZ's way with words. “Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants.” Poetic.)