Everyone breath a sigh of relief — Macaulay Culkin is alive and well.
Every once in a while a rumor will start up or a tabloid story will run about Mac Culkin being dead, close to dead, looking to die, ready to die, willing to die, on heroin/coke/blow/fun dip and we all think “this is it! He’s a goner this time.” He’s fine. He’s got a ton of F you money and he’s living a quiet life. Good for him.
He’s even hanging with his old buddy Seth Green, and everyone’s TV dad Bob Saget, and posing for photos. Sure, he’s hiding, massive man purse and spectacles covering his baby face, but he’s fine is the important thing. Mac is fine!
[via Some eCards]