Watch Britney Spears Pause Her Concert To Let Us Know She’s Looking For A Guy With A Big Hog
Welp, the cacks out the bag, bros–Britney Spears is looking for a hot bookworm with a Louisville Slugger. Do you meet all three requirements? I’m sure Britney’s willing to make exceptions considering her ex Kevin Federline doesn’t strike me as a real teacher’s pet.
P.S. Really gotta tip my cap to Britney. Almost every indication a couple years back pointed to her going over the deep end, but the 34-year-old looks like she’s in a good spot and just searching for an anaconda dick. She’s really become a woman of simple pleasures and I admire that about her.