Disney Is Making A 14-Acre ‘Star Wars’ Section Of Disney World And I NEVER WANT TO GROW UP

This afternoon Disney’s President and CEO, Bob Iger, unveiled the plans for a Star Wars section of Disney World in Florida and Disneyland in California. It will be 14 acres, making for the “largest, single-themed land expansion ever,” according to the Disney CEO. There will be a Millennium Falcon ride! And a bar you can drink in with Jabba the Hutt!

This is every Star Wars-loving Bros wildest fantasy.

“These new lands at Disneyland and Walt Disney World will transport guests to a whole new Star Wars planet, including an epic Star Wars adventure that puts you in the middle of a climactic battle between the First Order and the Resistance.”

YES!

I’m almost 30, single, and have no kids. That makes me a huge weirdo for wanting to hit up my fellow nerd friends to do a Bro trip to Disney World or Disneyland when the Star Wars part of the park is done, right?

Construction at Disneyland in Cali starts in 2017. I can hardly contain my excitement. Looks so awesome.

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